glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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