went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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