that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
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I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
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The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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