remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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