I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Everything about him screamed your future.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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