Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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