Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
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Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
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judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes