normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
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Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.