I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
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I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.