we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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