new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
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Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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