So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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