White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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