At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
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We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
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When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I just forgot I was standing up.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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