So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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