I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Sacagawea was the original milf.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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