the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
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He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.