when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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