Don't you send me to vm
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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