Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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