Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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