My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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