I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
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if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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