I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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