how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I'd cum for enchiladas.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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