Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
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Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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