Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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