Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
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well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
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Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
sex in a hospital.. check
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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