I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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