.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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