you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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