my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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