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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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