I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
only you would photoshop your dick
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
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party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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