hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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