yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I think my moral compass just broke
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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