Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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