she smelled like a LAN party
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
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You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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