Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
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