I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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