would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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