Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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