Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
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I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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