should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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