just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
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Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
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Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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