Walk of Shame. In a state park.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
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Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
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