ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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