the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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