Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Just cropdusted the office
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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