Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
