Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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