Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
operation harelip BJ is a go
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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