he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I am naked and annoyed.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize
