He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
should my penis look like a turkey
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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