It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
There r osticjed everywhere
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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