This girl is more easily done than said...
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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