so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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