i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
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Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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