I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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