just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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