He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
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Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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