We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
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not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
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I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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